Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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