the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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