Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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