It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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