I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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