last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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