i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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