Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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