I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
