did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
