I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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