you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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