that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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