Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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