Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Randomize
