Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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