How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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