it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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