I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
My life is pants optional.
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