I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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