I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
did you just send me my own nude
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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