big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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