You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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