We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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