I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We are two peas in an std pod
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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