found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Randomize
