Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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