can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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