guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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