I wanna passion pit in your ass
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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