Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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