I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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