No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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