are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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