My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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