You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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