it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
