READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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