??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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