I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I party with great urgency now.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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