hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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