Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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