What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
These tits shall not be calmed
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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