But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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