is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
