Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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