Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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