I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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