Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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