I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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