Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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