I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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